Tracklisting for the Imaginary New Morrissey Album

Collated from www.stereogum.com:

1. My Teachers Were My Torture

2. My Enemies Are All I Have Left

3. Newsreader In Peril

4. Step Over to My Side of Melancholy

5. We're Waiting For Your Answer, Tony

6. Cherish Is A Word I Use To Bury You

7. Half-Cocked in Hackney

8. Ignorance is a Luxury

9. Oslo is Never the Answer

10. The President Must Die and You're Not So Great Either

5ives

Inspired by www.5ives.com I thought I would post the occasional list of 5 things - either my own or nicked from there.

A boring one to start - 5 Top Cities Visited:

1. New York
2. Glasgow
3. Manchester
4. Edinburgh
5. Oxford

... and a nicked one - 5 Fake Dickens Characters:

1. Henrietta Troubleknickers
2. Jackson Splotch
3. Prof. Wiggenstodgy
4. Pennyfarthing Mushroomwater
5. Felch Cracksbottom